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There's a Party in my Tummy
About Me Member Comedy Writer B-E-T-H30/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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What???

Sat Jan 10, 2009, 3:59 PM
So, it's been a year or somesuch since I've come to this damn thing.

Basically, I closed my store down and went into hiding. But I write a lot of erotica now, so that's pretty sweet.

Ate some peanuts.

Found a dollar.

Made a scarf.

Thought about my neighbors and murdering them.

Still don't have a car.

Got some sweet socks for Christmas.

My hair is a million miles long now but not like a Hippie. Like someone more awesome than you.

I'm thirty.

I quit smoking.

Got a twitter account and then immediately wished I didn't.

What else...oh! I'll probably not update this again for another 8-12 months or something.

Hope you all aren't dead, and if you are dead, that's a pretty neat trick you got there, getting on the internet while all incorporeal and shit.

My horn can pierce the sky.

  • Listening to: none of your business
  • Reading: none of your business
  • Watching: stop it
  • Playing: quit asking me
  • Eating: why

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: in a house with my fiance. Dallas
  • Interests: Lobbying, comedy, hating, music, art, pandering, cooperating, centaurs, strokes, and prams
  • Favourite movie: Anything that produces a shit load of blood, comedies, and other movies that I can make fun of.
  • Favourite band or musician: Tom Waits/Radiohead/Pavement/The Residents/Broken Social Scene/etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie/Rock/Folk/Twee/HardCoreCockRockShit/Classical/Good
  • Favourite artist: Egon Schiele/Francis Bacon/Duchamp etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: I don\'t like poetry. Please don\'t read me your bad poems.
  • Favourite style of art: Impressionism/Cubism/Color Photo
  • Operating System: My lungs, brain, and a few machines
  • MP3 player of choice: The kind that plays records.
  • Shell of choice: Turtle...like Koopa
  • Wallpaper of choice: I LOVE wallpaper with pretty floral borders to off-set my velvet paintings. Who the fuck cares?
  • Skin of choice: Crispy, or KFC Original
  • Favourite game: Trivial Pursuit/Halo/Tetris/Scrabble
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mr. Natural/Drinky Crow/Naked cartoons. They\'re HOT.
  • Personal Quote: \
  • Tools of the Trade: Piano Rebuilding/Screw Drivers/Table Saws/Ebony Pencil

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where the fuck are you

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I feel happy, perky. Like a 14 year old cheerleader filled on quarterback's cock.
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Right here. Where are you?

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i'm engaged again. You can callme names now.

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I feel happy, perky. Like a 14 year old cheerleader filled on quarterback's cock.
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Are you engaged to someone you don't like or something? Is she crazy? Are you in trouble with the law? Did you kill a guy?

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i haven't killed anyone. The rest is obvious. You're getting dumber, is your shit blonde again?

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I feel happy, perky. Like a 14 year old cheerleader filled on quarterback's cock.
WHERE ARE YOU AT

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