Well, it didn't take another year to update this. Just 10 months!

I'm getting married in two weeks. TO A MAN.

I work for Funimation now, working on Anime shows. Yes, I said ANIME. That thing I hate. I work from home, get paid shit loads of cash, and get to hear super sweet lady-grunts from 13-year-old cartoon girls who get attacked by kitten robots. Jealous?

I have learned something about Anime these past 6 months of working. When a girl says, "NO! Stop!" Or my personal favorite, "No...not there! NOT THERE!" What she is really saying (and this is only in Japan so don't try this at home unless your name is Ginku-san) is that she wants you to show her your tentacles and possibly rape her with them. Then she'll say, "It's so good," and you've both learned a valuable lesson.

1. You don't have to listen to anyone when they say no. Just keep doing what you want and eventually they'll come around.

2. She learned to try something new, and just as you suspected, she LIKES IT!!!! It's like tasting escargot the first time. You're dubious, a bit skeptical about eating snails, and think you might puke. But someone forces it in your mouth despite your protests and you're now a bigger person for having survived it. Also, snails are classy, so quit complaining and crying all the time you baby!

*note sarcasm if you have no humor and are lame and suck*

What else...oh! I'm working on a graphic novel right now and hope to start posting art boards here in the near future. Start holding your breath right now. A: it makes me feel good about myself and B: I just want to see if you'll do it.

That's all for now. Thank you for reading.