So, it's been a year or somesuch since I've come to this damn thing.

Basically, I closed my store down and went into hiding. But I write a lot of erotica now, so that's pretty sweet.

Ate some peanuts.

Found a dollar.

Made a scarf.

Thought about my neighbors and murdering them.

Still don't have a car.

Got some sweet socks for Christmas.

My hair is a million miles long now but not like a Hippie. Like someone more awesome than you.

I'm thirty.

I quit smoking.

Got a twitter account and then immediately wished I didn't.

What else...oh! I'll probably not update this again for another 8-12 months or something.

Hope you all aren't dead, and if you are dead, that's a pretty neat trick you got there, getting on the internet while all incorporeal and shit.

My horn can pierce the sky.