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https://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/bfstone13/Untitled-1-4.png And by discovering this formula, I have henceforth discovered the secrets of the island.  You're welcome.  I know that's been bugging you, too.

Well, it didn't take another year to update this.  Just 10 months! I'm getting married in two weeks.  TO A MAN. I work for Funimation now, working on Anime shows.  Yes, I said ANIME.  That thing I hate.  I work from home, get paid shit loads of cash, and get to hear super sweet lady-grunts from 13-year-old cartoon girls who get attacked by kitten robots.  Jealous? I have learned something about Anime these past 6 months of working.  When a girl says, "NO!  Stop!"  Or my personal favorite, "No...not there!  NOT THERE!"  What she is really saying (and this is only in Japan so don't try this at home unless your name is Ginku-san) is that she

So, it's been a year or somesuch since I've come to this damn thing. Basically, I closed my store down and went into hiding.  But I write a lot of erotica now, so that's pretty sweet. Ate some peanuts. Found a dollar. Made a scarf. Thought about my neighbors and murdering them. Still don't have a car. Got some sweet socks for Christmas. My hair is a million miles long now but not like a Hippie.  Like someone more awesome than you. I'm thirty. I quit smoking. Got a twitter account and then immediately wished I didn't. What else...oh!  I'll probably not update this again for another 8-12 months or something. Hope you all aren't dea